London Roller Girls’ New Year’s Retribution was another sold out event, and the skating was harder and faster!!

Team Pink took a strong early lead in the first period and seemed unstoppable, gaining lead jammer and using it. At one point they were 14 points ahead, and finished the period 10 points in front. There was drama as early as the third jam, when Team Black’s Missyle Elliott cleared the pack and took lead jammer, only to be taken out by Team Pink jammer Correctional Felicity. Both jammers fell, and Missyle’s skate caught in the track rope, tearing it up as she scrambled to get back up! The track was fixed, and the bout continued, only for more drama to strike. The planned 2 x 30min periods were switched to 3 x 20min periods as Ana Ki from Team Black took a hard hit about 20 mins into the first half, and we soon realised she had injured herself pretty badly. An ambulance was called, and an amazing A&E nurse from the audience was there to assist the first aid crew. What a trooper—-her leg broke in 4 places :(

In the 2nd period Team Black staged a comeback, notching up an impressive amount of points as naughty Team Pink spent most of their time in the penalty box, sometimes skating 2 short. Penalty queen N-emma-sis visited the box a total of 8 times over the 3 periods, and Pink Captain Correctional Felicity at one point was sent off for a major foul, only to come back on the track and get sent off for another major foul ten seconds later! Team Black put in impressive line-up after impressive line-up to be 5 points ahead going into the 3rd period.

It was neck and neck in the final period, Pink catching up so the scores were even, then Black nudging ahead by one, then Pink….. The crowd were on the edge of their seats, it was too close to call - and then came the crazy jam where Kitty DeCapitate, running on pure adrenaline by this point, pulled out all the stops and scored 12 points (she says - “I was so exhausted and could barely see and my whole body was tingling, and I felt like I hadn’t even made one pass through!”). Team Black’s new girl wonder Grievous Bodily Charm was giving it her all, but was having trouble getting through the great defense of Team Pink—giving Kitty a double grand slam! The jam went for the whole 2 minutes, as no-one was eligible for lead jammer.

The next jam was the last. Correctional Felicity jamming for Team Pink stayed in the pack and acted as a fifth blocker, aiming to keep the jam dead, as far as points went. Team Black had nothing left to give, and the final whistle blew……. TEAM PINK WON 96-82!!

A big thank-you to everyone—-skaters, refs, support crew and THE CROWD! you were amazing and really cheered us on hard! we love that you loved it!!! We’ll see you again on March 29th for our next bout!

(All images by Tom Medwell)

It was a hard fought bout, and almost too close to call at points, but Team Pink had that little bit more and pulled it out of the bag at the end. We’re all still a little befuddled after yesterday’s exertions (and the afterparty…) and no one is quite sure of what the score was. We think it was 96-82… someone took a picture of the scoreboard, right?? We’ll have a proper write-up and a confirmation of the score up as soon as we can.

Thanks millions to the 400+ friends, family, rollergirls and derby fans who turned up to support us - another sellout! We’re gonna need a bigger venue soon! We love you all.

Our love and best wishes go out to Team Black’s Ana Ki who suffered a badly broken leg early in the game - get well soon! xxx

If you missed out (get your tickets earlier next time! ;), you can see some photos here and here, and some videos here and here.

Our next bout will be on Saturday March 29th - stay tuned for ticket details!

NEW YEAR’S RETRIBUTION: THE LONDON ROLLERGIRLS GRUDGE MATCH!

The London Rollergirls’ two hard-hitting, fast-skating teams will be going head to head on Saturday 19 January 2008 for a fearsome grudge match. It’s London’s second public roller derby match — our last bout was a 400 capacity sell-out event, so book tickets now or start looking for a pillow to sob into.

And you can expect more from roller derby bouts than your average Saturday afternoon sports match. As well as some seriously awesome athleticism, there will be a bar; half-time entertainment; DJs playing punk, pop, indie and electro; and cool raffle prizes to be won. You can congratulate your favourite rollergirl with a beer afterwards, at the afterparty in a nearby bar, details TBC.

ADVANCE TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT!! We’ll have around 30 tickets for sale on the door - get down early if you don’t want to miss out!!

See you there!

Name: BigCatMerv
Position You Play: Announcer
Injuries: Club Foot
Distinguishing Feature(s): Club Foot
Theme Song: Club Foot (Kasabian)
Height: 5′8″
Age: 28
Birthday: 17th May
Sexual Preference: Rollergirls
Status: I bagged me a Rollergirl of my very own.
Hometown: A small hamlet called Chatham
Occupation: Telling small children they can’t buy Grand Theft Auto.
Loves: Kate Nash
Despises: Amy Winehouse
Awards and Good Behavior: Best Effort Award, school adventure holiday, aged 13.
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Feud with Stuart Moore, who thought he should have won Best Effort Award, school adventure holiday, aged 13.
Favourite Food or Drink: Asda High Juice Pineapple and Mexican Lime Squash
Favourite Quote: Life’s Short and Hard, Like a Body Building Elf.
Favourite Movie: 28 Days Later
Favourite Songs: Country Feedback by R.E.M. and anything by Panic! At The Disco.

Name: Blue Suede Sue
Number: 1955
Position You Play: blocker
Injuries: nice bruises
Height: 5′ 4
Blood Type: blue
Age: 28
Birthday: 1 june
Sign: gemini
Sexual Preference: oh yeah
Status: in a relationship
Hometown: all around the world
Occupation: pink killer
Loves: everything
Favourite Food or Drink: snake, snakebite
Favourite Quote: ‘always look at the bright side of life’
Favourite Movie: that would be a way too long list, i love movies
Favourite Songs: Devil In Disguise by Elvis Presley

**Advance tickets are SOLD OUT!! We’ll have about 30 tickets for sale on the door - get down early if you haven’t got your tickets yet!**
It’s that time again. Time to pick a side. Who’ll it be? Team Black, successful in the last bout and looking to retain their supremacy? Or Team Pink, desperate to salvage some dignity and knock Team Black off the top of the tree?

Never mind the old bird in the palace. It’s five days til we find out who are the real queens of this city. Click below for team lineups, photos and bios…

Much love too for our awesome refs and announcers

Name: Flawed Capri
Number: 2.8
Position You Play: blocker
Injuries: None (yet)
Distinguishing Feature(s): Killer curves with a tricksy back end
Theme Song: Capri Pants by Bikini Kill
Height: 5′9″ in skates
Blood Type: Leaded
Age: 28
Birthday: 23rd December
Sign: Saggicorn (only the best bits of both)
Sexual Preference: yes
Loves: Driving fast, eating slow and laughing loud
Despises: Rudeness, arrogance and in-car air fresheners
Awards and Good Behavior: Erm…?
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Elbows, elbows & more elbows
Favourite Food or Drink: Drive-thru
Favourite Quote: “The Ford Capri is an absolutely amazing car. To be a true petrol head, you need to have owned one of these. The looks and performance make it amazing!” www.reviewcentre.com

Name: Ana Ki
Number: 30 (years of anarchy in the UK)
Position You Play: Blocker
Injuries: Tattoo-like bruises
Theme Song: Anarchy In The UK
Height: 5′8″
Blood Type: Infra-red
Birthday: 5 June
Sign: Gemini – yes I have two personalities
Status: I don’t answer to anyone
Hometown: It’s complicated
Occupation: Spin Doctor
Loves: Roller skating, Oceans, Bermondsey, Madrid and Barcelona, family and friends
Despises: Arrogant people
Awards and Good Behavior: Go against my very being
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Define half of me
Favourite Food or Drink: Sushi and salmon, hence the Ki in me :o) Brandy purely for medicinal purposes
Favourite Quote: Carpe diem
Favourite Movie: Leon
Favourite Songs: Nature’s Law, Embrace

Name: Auntie Terror
Number: k1p1
Position You Play: Top
Injuries: if you want them, i’ll give em to ya
Distinguishing Feature(s): junk in the trunk
Height: how tall do i look from where you’re lying on the floor?
Blood Type: fierce and mighty
Age: kickin ass since 1974
Birthday: July 16
Sexual Preference: older men
Status: slightly married
Hometown: Anchorage, Alaska
Occupation: pain in your neck
Loves: the f word, country music, knitting, crochet, punching necks
Despises: wind
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: elbows, forearms, potty mouth
Favourite Food or Drink: chocolate & whiskey

Hailing from the Great White Tundra and raised by polar bears Auntie Terror won’t just tear you up… she’s likely to turn around a knit you a sling for that arm she just broke.

Name: Bonnie Boiler
Number: 607
Position You Play: Blocker
Injuries: a nice leg bone bump
Theme Song: Helen Wheels-Wings
Height: 5”6
Age: 27
Birthday: 31 May
Sign: Gemini
Hometown: Bracknell
Occupation: Clubnight running gawk
Loves: Roller Derby! movie sets, candy canes
Despises: Team Black, facial death, 2 pints of lager and packet of crisps
Favourite Food or Drink: Meat meat meat, pork meat, beef meat, meat meat
Favourite Quote: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire!-Lucille Bluth
Favourite Movie: Harold and Maude
Favourite Songs: anything by The Cramps, Sex Beat-Gun Club, the whole of War of the Worlds