Name: BigCatMerv
Position You Play: Announcer
Injuries: Club Foot
Distinguishing Feature(s): Club Foot
Theme Song: Club Foot (Kasabian)
Height: 5′8″
Age: 28
Birthday: 17th May
Sexual Preference: Rollergirls
Status: I bagged me a Rollergirl of my very own.
Hometown: A small hamlet called Chatham
Occupation: Telling small children they can’t buy Grand Theft Auto.
Loves: Kate Nash
Despises: Amy Winehouse
Awards and Good Behavior: Best Effort Award, school adventure holiday, aged 13.
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Feud with Stuart Moore, who thought he should have won Best Effort Award, school adventure holiday, aged 13.
Favourite Food or Drink: Asda High Juice Pineapple and Mexican Lime Squash
Favourite Quote: Life’s Short and Hard, Like a Body Building Elf.
Favourite Movie: 28 Days Later
Favourite Songs: Country Feedback by R.E.M. and anything by Panic! At The Disco.

Name: Blue Suede Sue
Number: 1955
Position You Play: blocker
Injuries: nice bruises
Height: 5′ 4
Blood Type: blue
Age: 28
Birthday: 1 june
Sign: gemini
Sexual Preference: oh yeah
Status: in a relationship
Hometown: all around the world
Occupation: pink killer
Loves: everything
Favourite Food or Drink: snake, snakebite
Favourite Quote: ‘always look at the bright side of life’
Favourite Movie: that would be a way too long list, i love movies
Favourite Songs: Devil In Disguise by Elvis Presley

Name: Flawed Capri
Number: 2.8
Position You Play: blocker
Injuries: None (yet)
Distinguishing Feature(s): Killer curves with a tricksy back end
Theme Song: Capri Pants by Bikini Kill
Height: 5′9″ in skates
Blood Type: Leaded
Age: 28
Birthday: 23rd December
Sign: Saggicorn (only the best bits of both)
Sexual Preference: yes
Loves: Driving fast, eating slow and laughing loud
Despises: Rudeness, arrogance and in-car air fresheners
Awards and Good Behavior: Erm…?
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Elbows, elbows & more elbows
Favourite Food or Drink: Drive-thru
Favourite Quote: “The Ford Capri is an absolutely amazing car. To be a true petrol head, you need to have owned one of these. The looks and performance make it amazing!” www.reviewcentre.com

Name: Ana Ki
Number: 30 (years of anarchy in the UK)
Position You Play: Blocker
Injuries: Tattoo-like bruises
Theme Song: Anarchy In The UK
Height: 5′8″
Blood Type: Infra-red
Birthday: 5 June
Sign: Gemini – yes I have two personalities
Status: I don’t answer to anyone
Hometown: It’s complicated
Occupation: Spin Doctor
Loves: Roller skating, Oceans, Bermondsey, Madrid and Barcelona, family and friends
Despises: Arrogant people
Awards and Good Behavior: Go against my very being
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Define half of me
Favourite Food or Drink: Sushi and salmon, hence the Ki in me :o) Brandy purely for medicinal purposes
Favourite Quote: Carpe diem
Favourite Movie: Leon
Favourite Songs: Nature’s Law, Embrace

Name: Auntie Terror
Number: k1p1
Position You Play: Top
Injuries: if you want them, i’ll give em to ya
Distinguishing Feature(s): junk in the trunk
Height: how tall do i look from where you’re lying on the floor?
Blood Type: fierce and mighty
Age: kickin ass since 1974
Birthday: July 16
Sexual Preference: older men
Status: slightly married
Hometown: Anchorage, Alaska
Occupation: pain in your neck
Loves: the f word, country music, knitting, crochet, punching necks
Despises: wind
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: elbows, forearms, potty mouth
Favourite Food or Drink: chocolate & whiskey

Hailing from the Great White Tundra and raised by polar bears Auntie Terror won’t just tear you up… she’s likely to turn around a knit you a sling for that arm she just broke.

Name: Bonnie Boiler
Number: 607
Position You Play: Blocker
Injuries: a nice leg bone bump
Theme Song: Helen Wheels-Wings
Height: 5”6
Age: 27
Birthday: 31 May
Sign: Gemini
Hometown: Bracknell
Occupation: Clubnight running gawk
Loves: Roller Derby! movie sets, candy canes
Despises: Team Black, facial death, 2 pints of lager and packet of crisps
Favourite Food or Drink: Meat meat meat, pork meat, beef meat, meat meat
Favourite Quote: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire!-Lucille Bluth
Favourite Movie: Harold and Maude
Favourite Songs: anything by The Cramps, Sex Beat-Gun Club, the whole of War of the Worlds

Name: Kamikaze Kitten
Number: 9 (lives)
Position You Play: Blocker, Jammer
Injuries: not from Derby.
Distinguishing Feature(s): Blonde dreadlocks and a fierce snarl.
Theme Song: Punk Rock Princess by Something Corporate.
Height: Taller on wheels, short in shoes.
Blood Type: Fierce.
Birthday: 21st April
Sign: Bullish
Hometown: On the river.
Loves: Felines, sleep, cupcakes, kicking derby butt, pretending I’m a jammer when walking down crowded streets.
Despises: not having enough sleep or cupcakes.
Skating with LRG since: September 2007.

Kamikaze Kitten was born aboard a barge on the river Thames. Captured by Pirates and forced into hard labour, she whittled some wheels to attach to her shoes from the wood of old Rum barrels. As soon as those scurvy sea-dogs reached the next port, she leapt ashore and skated through the streets of London until she found refuge with the mighty London Roller Girls.

Name: Correctional Felicity
Number: 13
Position You Play: Blocker/Pivot/jammer
Injuries: nothing serious
Distinguishing Feature(s): Eyes of death
Theme Song: Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill
Height: 5”9
Blood Type: O-Neg
Age: 26
Birthday: 22nd April
Sign: Taurus
Sexual Preference: your mamma
Status: dating your mamma
Hometown: Home village actually known as Hoghton
Occupation: Photographic Library administrator
Loves: My Mum and Dad / Veronica Mars / Buffy / Riot Grrrl / Viva
Despises: Team Pink / attitude
Favourite Food or Drink: Morning Latte
Favourite Quote: What would Buffy do?
Favourite Movie: Serenity
Favourite Songs: The valleys - Electrelane

Name: Grace of Wrath
Number: 42
Position You Play: Mainly on my arse
Injuries: Bruises. Many, many bruises. Oh, and a wonderfully attractive bunion on my little toe.
Distinguishing Feature(s): Diminutive stature and tendency to squeakiness.
Theme Song: Under My Wheels – Alice Cooper
Height: 5’2”
Blood Type: Red
Age: Not telling!
Birthday: October 4th
Sign: Libra
Status: Very much taken.
Hometown: Jersey
Occupation: Secretary
Loves: In no particular order; my skates, my boy, punk rock, zombie movies, baking, corsets, high heels and bats.
Despises: Incorrect apostrophe usage, mean people and avocados
Awards and Good Behavior: I’m always a good girl
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Nothing that can be proved
Favourite Food or Drink: Vegetarian pizza and a chilled glass of rosé, cake of any description and Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
Favourite Quote: “Let the wookie win” – Han Solo
Favourite Movies: Anything with zombies and/or Bruce Campbell, Heathers, Wild at Heart, Secretary, all manner of dodgy sci-fi and way too many more to think of right now
Favourite Songs: Anything by AFI, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, Rancid, The Unseen, Alexisonfire, Ramones, Strung Out, etc. And Bon Jovi, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

Grace’s love of skating began as a young girl, when she borrowed a pair of those ancient one size fits all metal contraptions that were strapped to your shoes from a girl at summer camp. And then refused to give them back without a fight! Thus, a rollergirl was born… Grace may be tiny, but just you watch out, one of these days she’s gonna sneak up on you and bite your kneecaps! X

Name: Belle DeBrawl
Number: #84
Position You Play: Blocker, Pivot, occasional Jammer.
Injuries: None….Touch Wood!
Distinguishing Feature(s): None unfortunately….Sad
Theme Song: Ironic – Alanis Morissette
Height: 5’3
Blood Type: Have no idea!
Age: 23
Birthday: 01/01/1984
Sign: Capricorn
Sexual Preference: Men
Status: In a relationship
Hometown: Modanville, NSW, Australia
Occupation: Security Officer
Loves: Family & Friends, the beach, playing sports, horse-riding, socializing with mates, going to clubs/pubs, Movies, TV, cooking and shopping…..Oh and of course Roller Derby! Giddy Up!
Despises: Winter and cold weather! Untrustworthy people.
Awards and Good Behavior: none
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Always getting into trouble for being 20 ft ahead of the pack…..Grrrrrr
Favourite Food or Drink: I luuuuuuuurve food! And if my metabolism would allow it (and it doesn’t) I’d be eating donuts, pasties, pizza, Indian, cakes and pastries and anything extremely fattening all the time! I love healthy food of course, and that’s what I mainly eat…..but the bad stuff is always the best and what I wish I was eating! And drinks……Alcoholic??? - Cosmopolitans and Pina Coladas! I could drink cocktails all day! But if not then vodka and something….thats all I drink! (In the alco dept.)
Favourite Quote: “It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt……Then it’s hilarious!”
Favourite Movie: Back to the future!
Favourite Songs: There is too many to list…..but I’ll tell you artists I like: David Gray, Jack Johnson, Bernard Fanning, Eskimo Joe, Powderfinger, Tori Amos, Alanis Morissette, India Arie, Alicia Keys….and most top 40 stuff that you can dance to…..