
Team: Dame Busters
Name: Bruise Violet
Number: 27
Position You Play: Blocker, Pivot, Jammer
Injuries: Copious Bruises but nothing career ending to date
Distinguishing Feature(s): Twinkle in her eye when she sees her chance – and
a strong desire to attain more bruises in any way possible
Theme Song: Bruise Violet (Babes in Toyland)
Loves: Drinking, Loose Men, Tattoos and Hank Williams III
Despises: Offensive men (Italian men)
Awards and Good Behavior: I’m good at drinking on other peoples bar tabs
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: I am my own worse enemy so it is hard to say… but I do like to fall down when I drink regardless of if there are skates involved – hence the constant theater of bruises.
Favorite Food or Drink: Hot and Spicy anything… with a shot of Whiskey
More dirt:
Bruise Violet was born in a small town in Illinois, USA. This hard drinking woman wears short skirts, tight tops and shows her bruises with a passion that is generally reserved for artists showing their work. She uses bawdy language, chews tobacco (when cigarettes can’t be found) and is handy with a gun (water pistol and paint gun only). She has traveled from various and
sundry territories during her rough life and has a nickname of the “White Devil “.
The name comes from her dabbling in online voyeurism. During drinking season (which is really all year round but kicks off in the Spring), she would take photographs of her bruises … all were gotten on drunken binges in which she mysteriously fell or bumped or ran into the bar and woke the next morning to an array of purple and fog. Generally, the reason or story behind them, were mysterious, but the result was clear. She would thus name them like hurricanes (boy, girl, boy, girl) and post them on the web for all to see. If there was a memory behind them, there would be stories but more often there was just a date, a bar name and drinking companions. The favourite was the bruise right on the edge of her chin – indicating that while drinking, she may have lost consciousness and passed out – thus her face going down and hitting the table, chin first. It was a hypothesis that no one countered. Govern yourselves accordingly! She skates with a vengeance and her final wish is to be buried near her true love, Jack Daniels.
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