Name: BigCatMerv
Position You Play: Announcer
Injuries: Club Foot
Distinguishing Feature(s): Club Foot
Theme Song: Club Foot (Kasabian)
Height: 5′8″
Age: 28
Birthday: 17th May
Sexual Preference: Rollergirls
Status: I bagged me a Rollergirl of my very own.
Hometown: A small hamlet called Chatham
Occupation: Telling small children they can’t buy Grand Theft Auto.
Loves: Kate Nash
Despises: Amy Winehouse
Awards and Good Behavior: Best Effort Award, school adventure holiday, aged 13.
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: Feud with Stuart Moore, who thought he should have won Best Effort Award, school adventure holiday, aged 13.
Favourite Food or Drink: Asda High Juice Pineapple and Mexican Lime Squash
Favourite Quote: Life’s Short and Hard, Like a Body Building Elf.
Favourite Movie: 28 Days Later
Favourite Songs: Country Feedback by R.E.M. and anything by Panic! At The Disco.
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Dan M
Heya Merv,
Came to Roll Britannia this weekend (my first ever roller derby event) and was completely blown away! I’ve got some experience of impro, hosting and performance but never from a sports background. Any hints or tips on how to go about learning to be/becoming a Roller Derby announcer?
Dan