Name: Cannon Fire
Number: 3
Position You Play: Er… all and none at the moment, if you see what I mean?
Injuries: Broken Ankle (spiral fracture with surgery) and the inevitable bruised tailbone / odd bruise.
Distinguishing Feature(s): Tattoo free skin (regrettably), the wrong skates (temporarily), and a sizeable pair of charlies (naturally).
Theme Song: ‘Ironman’ by Black Sabbath.
Height: Too damn tall for roller derby!
Age: 23
Birthday: 10th November 1983
Sign: Scorpio.
Sexual Preference: Curly-haired boys.
Status: Got mine.
Hometown: Physically, North London. Spiritually, Dorchester in Dorset, down by the sea.
Occupation: Shop girl/administrator for jewellery designer Stephen Einhorn.
Loves: Big trucks, stickers, old school metal, sea creatures, things that glow in the dark, all things piratical.
Despises: Arrogant men, double standards, seafood, grey tracksuits, Reebok Classics.
Awards and Good Behavior: Er… I’m a Godmother, does that count?
Penalties, Feuds, and General Bad Behavior: So much bad behaviour of a nature too dire to divulge here, so let’s just leave it at sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll.
Favourite Food: Pizza and raspberries… not together, of course…
Favourite Drink: Water for the nine-to-five, and cider or dark rum and orange juice the rest of the time.
Favourite Quote: ‘In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves.’ - Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton.
Favourite Movie: The Goonies, without a doubt.
Favourite Songs: ‘Iron Man’ and ‘Supernaut’ by Black Sabbath, ‘Bomber’ by Motorhead, too many to name by AC/DC, and anything by Jimi Hendrix.

And another thing:
Cannon Fire, aka Captain Charlie Chang, aka Charlie with the Charlies, aka Carlotta Sinonos, is a woman of many names but only two moods; really good and really bad. Half London, half West Country, her language is coarse but friendly, her friends are scattered but important, and her history is dark but entertaining. A previous committer of many crimes but committed of none, she now has her fun with the London Rollergirls, and fits in the odd bit of illustration when she can. Desperate to get a 3/4 sleeve of tattoos but nervous to do so because three separate psychics have told her she’ll live to an unusually old age, her current appearance is one crowned by messy hair, and assisted by an arm that won’t straighten, but she’s happy. A pirate with four crew members and a wench but no ship (yet), Cannon Fire is guaranteed to tell you that country kids play harder, though she knows that no one really plays harder than a London Rollergirl.